Why was the caboose always sneezing?
Why did the twins join the Air Force?
Where do chips wear socks?
Which founding father loves to sing?
What do you call an 80-year-old cheerleader?
Why did the cell phone lose his job?
What's a feline's favorite class in school?
What classic novel does everyone read in woodshop class?
What do you call a sheepdog's tail that can tell tall stories?
What bee is good for your health?
What do married cats say to each other when they're upset?
What do construction workers do at Labor Day parties?
What school subject really rocks?
Who do vampire children take pictures with on Easter?
What bird is always sad?
Which type of traveler is the calmest?
What do you call a bakery thief that leaves a trail?
What sport is full of interior designers?
What do you call an elephant that doesn't matter?
What animal has the most fun?