How do brand new spring flowers greet each other?
How do fleas travel?
If athletes get athlete's foot, what do astronauts get?
Why was the cow afraid?
Someone stole my mood ring!
What did President Hoover say the first time he saw fireworks?
Why are boxers good comedians?
Why are ghosts such bad liars?
What do you do for an injured lemon?
Why are boats so bad at asking for forgiveness?
Why don't poodles brush their teeth?
What's the smelliest part of a football field?
What did the tree say after the long frigid winter?
What games do ants play with elephants?
Which position in soccer always plans for the future?
How much does Santa pay to park his sleigh?
Who invented King Arthur's round table?
What's another name for a grandfather clock?
What kind of bee do teachers love?
What did the ears of corn ask their parents to get them for Christmas?