Why was the turkey taken out of the football game?
Why don't ants get sick?
What's a pitcher's favorite vitamin?
Why did the chicken cross the net?
What do you call a snowman in the summer?
What do a grandmother and a website have in common?
Why don't dogs ever finish their homework?
Why did the detectives show up at the concert at the beach?
What is a mechanic's favorite time of year?
What type of cat loves to go on hikes?
What fruit makes the best gymnasts?
What do you call bees that are best friends?
Why did the invisible man turn down a job offer?
What do you call the Easter Bunny the Monday after Easter?
Why don't they have dime stores anymore?
What did the slug say as he slipped down the wall?
What is the unluckiest type of cat?
What's the hardest part about skydiving?
What do nosey peppers do?
Why did the woman walk outside with her purse open?
