Why did the invisible man turn down a job offer?
He just couldn't see himself doing it.
What did one pepper say when the other pepper asked her out?
What's the name of Scrooge's brother with bad allergies?
Why was the father caterpillar so angry?
What does a female lion call her mate?
Which former US President was always cold?
Which gaming system is always in a good mood?
I can cut down a tree only using my vision...
What does the sun say to the moon every day at sunset?
What did the mother sheep say to her son every time he left the house?
Why did the chicken cross the net?
Which princess is best suited for winter?
Why don't elephants like playing cards in the jungle?
What's the difference between a guitar and a fish?
Why was the golfer also good at Formula 1®?
What do you get if you cross an insect with the Easter rabbit?
Why did Spider-Man get in trouble with his mom?
What kind of cheese can you sew with?
What's a soda's favorite show at Disneyland®?
Why didn't the skeleton cross the road?
When's the best time to wash your Slinky®?