Why don't elephants like playing cards in the jungle?
Because of all the cheetahs.
Which superhero is afraid of exterminators?
Why couldn't the sesame seed leave the casino?
What do you call it when someone falls on the way to their car?
What does one Valentine's Day card say to another that is physically fit?
Why should you take your dad to the zoo for Father's Day?
What's an ocean's favorite playlist?
What did the fisherman say to the magician?
Where does mist apply for a loan?
What flies around the kindergarten room at night?
What horn never makes a sound?
What kind of tree loves to go to the ocean?
What did the squirrels say to each other on Valentine's Day?
What did the pumpkin say after Thanksgiving?
What shape is bad at driving?
Why did the calf hate his school picture?
What dogs are always lying to you?
What do math teachers eat?
What does bread say when it gets too warm?
Why was the robot couple's anniversary in the fall?
Why did the painting win the presidential election?