What did the fisherman say to the magician?
Pick a cod, any cod.
When do astronauts eat?
Who invented King Arthur's round table?
What did the French chef give his wife for Valentine's Day?
Why can't your hand be 12 inches long?
What kind of tree can you hold in one hand?
What did the windmill say when it was asked what type of music was its favorite?
How do you find where a flea has bitten you?
What sport do birds of prey love to watch?
What did the dentist say to the tooth when he had to leave the room?
What's a frisbee's favorite type of music?
How do horses navigate at night?
What do you eat on July 5th?
Why was the glow worm unhappy?
What do you call a puppy with a fever?
What falls at the North Pole and never gets hurt?
Which plant has the best roar?
What did the bee say to the flower?
Who do puppies wait for on Christmas Eve?
Why do dogs make great meteorologists?
Who is the holiest cat in all of England?