Why do dogs make great meteorologists?
They can tell when there is a paw-sibility of rain!
Families are like fudge.
Why couldn't the pony speak at the convention?
What did the coach say to the broken vending machine?
Where does Taco Bell serve in the US government?
Where do belly buttons go to college?
How are teens like cats?
How does a cucumber turn into a pickle?
Why is the letter A like a spring flower?
How do elves travel around the North Pole?
What do insects make all their clothes out of?
What's a puppy's favorite winter activity?
Did you hear about the mathematician who's afraid of negative numbers?
What's a baby vehicle's favorite book?
Where do surfers go to school?
What kind of snake would you find on a car?
What three words can solve all of Dad's problems?
Why do mice need oiling?
Who are Frosty's parents?
Why do plants hate algebra?
How is life like toilet paper?