What kind of snake would you find on a car?
A windshield viper!
When do mice play every day?
What is a ghost's favorite dessert?
What do you call a fancy dance for cats?
Why was the musician arrested?
What do you get if you cross a frog with a rabbit?
Why are cat owners so good at tipping?
What does the horse say when a human greets him by saying hey?
Who is a bread-maker's favorite singer?
What did people say when the baker went crazy?
What do you call a joke book for chickens?
What kind of Valentine's Day candy is never on time?
Where did the 8-year-old tree go to learn?
Imagine you're in a room with no windows and no doors, how do you get out?
What fish loves to play in a band?
Why did Spider-Man get in trouble with his mom?
What do you say when you see someone after midnight on New Year's Day?
What kind of car do eggs drive?
Why couldn't the knife make any sports teams?
Why do archers make great cow optometrists?
Why did the man bring his swim trunks to the bar?