When do mice play every day?
When the cat's away.
What kind of friends should you take to dinner?
Why do math teachers love March?
Where do ghosts prefer to swim?
What did the kitten say when it lost its favorite toy?
What do you call a cow that just gave birth?
What was so bad about the Fourth of July picnic?
Why couldn't the sailors play cards?
What farm animal is best at karate?
What kind of pizza always makes the cheerleading squad?
What do you call the Easter Bunny the Monday after Easter?
What did the typhoons name their baby girl?
What does Bigfoot say when he asks for candy on Halloween?
Why don't eggs tell each other jokes?
Where do pigs sleep during the summer?
What do leprechauns love to barbeque?
How does a chick bake a cake for Easter?
What did the French man say when he was asked if he plays video games?
Why was the grandma always getting A's on her papers?
What is the loneliest cheese?
What should you do when no one laughs at your science jokes?