What goes by slower than a plot-less movie?
What nut can you never use a credit card to buy?
Why is a doctor always calm?
Why didn't the chicken cross the road?
What's the laziest vegetable?
Why are farmers so laid-back?
Why are cars magic?
What games do ants play with elephants?
Why is money so stubborn?
Why did the frog starve?
What do you call a parrot making fun of you?
How can you tell if a tree is a dogwood?
What sound does a witch's car make?
Which part of the Trinity loves to celebrate Halloween?
Why do all ocean animals get along with mollusks?
What is a cup of coffee's favorite song?
How do you stop an astronaut's baby from crying?
How do mountains keep themselves warm during winter?
Why did the tree cry at the end of the romantic comedy?
What did the adding machine say to the cashier?