People are so hard on car mechanics.
What did the ocean sing at karaoke?
What type of pasta helps you relax?
What kind of pole is short and floppy?
Why did the shepherd quit his job?
Why wouldn't the beachside shop take the crab's money?
What does a fish say after sharing a new idea?
What does a momma color wheel say to her daughter?
Which cartoon character always knows everyone's secrets?
Why are sailors so good at writing letters?
How many tickles does it take to make an octopus laugh?
What do sheep love to spread on crackers?
What kind of shoes do robots wear during the winter?
What should your husband name his internet connection?
How did Barack ask Michelle to be his wife?
Why do baseball players always go to the park?
This candy bar is a real home run.
Why should you be worried about the calendar?
What do you call a snowman's dog?
What do you call dogs that rarely bark?