What did the ocean sing at karaoke?
The blues.
What do you call a noodle in disguise?
Which former US President was always cold?
What do you call dogs that rarely bark?
Why are dentist's kids so well-mannered?
Did you know about April 1st?
Where did the hockey player get all his money?
What do you call a pig lumberjack?
What spices do chickens love to put on their food?
Where do dads store their dad jokes?
What do you call a hairless poodle?
What is a table you can eat?
Which fish go to heaven when they die?
Did you hear about the two people who fell in love on a camping trip?
What do you call a turkey the day after Thanksgiving?
Why was Santa's little helper embarrassed?
What kind of chocolate do they sell at the airport?
What is a cat's favorite math problem?
What's a frog's favorite year?
What's a lawyer's favorite food?
What do you call a bear after it has eaten too much?