How are toddlers and those who attempted to build a tower to heaven similar?
What do you get if you cross some ants with some tics?
Why do cows go to New York?
Why are fish terrible at giving speeches?
Which drink is the most pleasant to be around?
What do you get if you feed gunpowder to a chicken?
How much does it cost to swim with the sharks?
Why doesn't Dracula have any friends?
Why did the octopus have to stop writing his book?
What do you call the dog magician?
Why did the science teacher jump in the pool during summer vacation?
Why was the bunny upset?
What types of animals always win at tug-of-war?
Why can't anyone find Jesus's grave?
Why did the mare gain weight?
What is a skeleton's favorite instrument?
Why was the janitor looking for cleaning products in the math department?
What sound do porcupines make when they kiss?
What's a mummy's favorite kind of music?
What did the baby balloon say to the mama balloon?