Why are fish terrible at giving speeches?
Because they flounder.
Why were the dog and the cow such good friends?
What do you get when you cross Bambi with a ghost?
What do dentists do on a rollercoaster?
What happened when the guy walked into the bar?
What did the tree say after the long frigid winter?
What do you call a dog that meditates?
What did the bunny give his fiancé?
What do you call a lion who has eaten your mother's sister?
Why was the cow afraid?
What do birds say to encourage each other?
What do you call it when a snowman ignores you?
What's a magical horse's favorite vegetable?
Which letter is the sleepiest in the alphabet?
Why are frogs always so happy?
What kind of music do mummies listen to?
What animal scores the most in basketball?
Why are groundhogs so grouchy?
What breed of dogs are actually wine connoisseurs?
Why did the Roman chicken cross the road?
What did the tree say to its branches in autumn?