Why did the toad become a lighthouse keeper?
Why did the skeleton attend the backyard barbecue?
What do you call a dog that meditates?
How did Barack ask Michelle to be his wife?
Why did the unwashed chicken cross the road twice?
Why do runners watch so much TV?
What's good for both poker and theater?
What kind of sweets do astronaut moms like for Mother's Day?
What does a lion call an antelope?
Why don't guitarists handle stress well?
How did the coach get his quarterback?
What do you find at the end of everything?
Why did the man decide to sell his vacuum?
What did the wolf say to the flea?
Why couldn't the skateboard pass math class?
What do trees keep as a pet?
What did the bread do on vacation?
What part of your eye learns the quickest?
What should your husband name his internet connection?
Why was the stadium steaming hot after the game?