What do you get if cross two young dogs with a pair of headphones?
Why did the goat become a lawyer?
What did March say to the madness?
What do families sing when it strikes midnight on Thanksgiving?
Why do baseball players have such great retirement plans?
I can cut down a tree only using my vision...
Why do bananas need to use sunscreen on their summer vacations?
Why couldn't the zombie get a promotion?
Why shouldn't you buy anything with velcro?
What kind of things does a farmer talk about when he is milking cows?
What do you say to the musician playing the triangle in the orchestra?
Why did the mom decide to play soccer in her spare time?
What's a duck's favorite TV show?
What do you get if you deep fry Santa Claus?
What type of school do kids beg to go to during the summertime?
Which animal is the best at trying new things?
Why are babies so good at basketball?
What animal could Noah not trust?
Why did the sun abruptly leave the pick-up basketball game?
Why are bankers so good at American politics?