Why does an elephant wear sneakers?
What type of water is always up to date with the latest trend?
Why can't Christmas trees sew?
What do you get when you cross a bunny with an onion?
Why did the patient think his doctor was lying about his diagnosis?
Where does a veterinarian's husband sleep when they're fighting?
What game does chlorine never lose?
Why is tennis the least romantic sport?
Which fish is the best at making glass art?
How do you stop an astronaut's baby from crying?
Why is a computer so smart?
What do goats say to make their kids laugh?
What do cows always add to their salad?
What type of songs did cows like to listen to in the 1950s?
Why did the senator bring cookies to the congress session?
Who invented the first airplane that couldn't take off?
Why don't oysters share their pearls?
What do you call it when two letters make a wager?
What animal loves a baseball game?
Why is your lawyer such a smart guy?