Why do brass bands always bring a cornucopia to Thanksgiving?
Why did the turtle cross the road?
Why did the tree cry at the end of the romantic comedy?
What do an English major and a football player have in common?
What's the king of all school supplies?
What time does everyone love to drink?
When should you start writing a book?
How do football players deal with their problems?
How do you measure a millennial?
What look-and-find book do wolves love?
Why didn't the skeleton cross the road?
What game does pasta always play at recess?
What is a boulder's favorite movie?
What's the loudest Christmas song?
Where do pigs learn magic?
Where do vampires keep their money?
Why did the coach go to the bank?
What do you call a pig thief?
What color are all the books in the library?
What do you call fowl that fly into windows?