What do you call your son when he just sits around in the same chair all day?
Why is golf harder than baseball?
What is Homer Simpson's favorite animal?
Why do pencils make terrible doctors?
How do amoebas make calls?
What's the loudest Christmas song?
Where do tough ducks come from?
What do leprechauns love to barbeque?
What do you call an old snowman?
What state is famous for tiny soft drinks?
What musical instrument is found in the bathroom?
Why do grizzlies make good baseball players?
Why do rabbits make good jewelers?
What happens to you when you lift a lot of logs?
Why did the turkey cross the road?
What did the airline worker name her child?
Why did the goal post get angry?
What do you call a singing rodent?
What vegetable still uses slang from the '80s?
Which goalkeeper can jump higher than a crossbar?