Who's the biggest downer in baseball?
What day of the week takes nothing seriously?
What was the slogan for Santa's Elves' new business?
What did the ocean sing at karaoke?
What occurs twice in a lifetime, but only once in a year, twice in a week, but never in a day?
What's the difference between a dolphin and a whale?
Why did the wildcat have such a successful email newsletter?
What's a parent's favorite type of music?
What do you call a 100-year-old ant?
How does a cow do math?
Where did the music teacher leave his keys?
What's a landscaper's favorite type of music?
What do you say when someone tells you an obvious fact about Coke®?
What did the Australian chess player say to his waiter when he was done eating?
Why couldn't anyone find any eggs in the Easter egg hunt?
What does the librarian say when she has to leave?
Why is laughter the best medicine?
Why did the chemist read the book on helium so fast?
What type of undergarments does a lawyer wear?
Why did the tennis player win her trial?