Why do crabs never give to charity?
Why did the goal post get angry?
What is an archer's favorite store?
What's the most fashionable side at Thanksgiving?
Which U.S. First Lady loved gardening?
What did the dad say when his child asked if he got a haircut?
What dessert do they serve at the biggest football game of the year?
Where do surfers go to school?
What's a leprechaun's favorite kind of music?
My friend David had his ID stolen.
Did you hear about that anti-social fish?
What did the fish say when he hit a concrete wall?
Which insects always make slightly better than average grades?
What's a treat for both cows and dogs?
What part of a fish is the most musical?
Where's the best place to learn about eggs?
What do cats say when their basketball shot misses the basket?
Why don't wolves like fast food?
Where can you find the most stressed-out parents?
What is Zeus's favorite 70s rock song?