What do you call it when spring gets sad?
What do lions eat on their cheat day?
What did the school bully have for lunch?
What does the librarian say when she has to leave?
What did the mother broom say to the baby broom?
What's the best method for making an apple turnover?
What did the astronaut say to the three-headed alien?
Why are fish so good at watching their weight?
How do you get out of an elephant's stomach?
Why was everyone surprised when the engineer had a bad temper?
What do you call a poodle that's always wet?
Why couldn't the NBA® player date the WNBA® player?
What did the Alaskan say when his TV stopped working?
What's the loudest Christmas song?
Which animal makes the best landscaper?
Why did the man bring a ladder to church?
What's a reptile's favorite movie?
What is the opposite of coffee?
What sort of clothes does a pet dog wear?
Why was the bull kicked out of the store?