Where did the 8-year-old tree go to learn?
Elementree school.
Why do bees refuse to use cellphones?
What does Rudolph call his wife?
What do you call it when someone becomes a vegetarian?
How do you spell water with 3 letters?
Why was the father caterpillar so angry?
What ocean creature can you never see coming?
Which type of dog is great at drawing?
What do you call a dog in space?
Why did the lawn mower get kicked off the team?
Where can a therapist always find a new client?
What's the best thing to put into a pie?
What should you name your daughter born on Christmas?
What do you call an elephant in a phone booth?
Why did the golfer wear two pairs of pants?
Why don't moms tell mom jokes?
Where do religious school children practice sports?
Why do people wear shamrocks on St. Patrick's Day?
Why did he change his bike's tires?
What should a lawyer always wear to court?
Why do pencils make terrible doctors?