What do you call the king of vegetables?
What type of music do frogs listen to?
Why did the computer run out of money?
What animal makes the best pizza dough?
Why do magicians score well in exams?
How do you keep your husband from reading your e-mail?
Why do lawyers always go to Japanese restaurants?
What sport can waiters play really well?
How does cardboard get its workout in?
Where do moms like to vacation in Florida?
What's the scariest letter?
Why do owls make lousy reporters?
What does a panda ghost say?
What says: oom oom oom?
What does the cow say when her kid closes the barn door?
What do two oxygen molecule friends call each other?
What do cows say when their children whine over nothing?
What's chips and guac's favorite constellation?
Why did the Oreo® get an A on the test?
What does one secret agent cow say to another secret agent cow before a mission?