What building always gets stains on it?
Why did the baby wrap itself in paper strips and move to Egypt?
What is it called when you're overcharged for a package?
What kind of egg did the evil chicken lay?
Who is a cat's favorite superhero?
Why couldn't the candy bars tell their children apart?
What did the rug say to the floor?
Which animals make the best locksmiths?
Why couldn't the McNuggets® cross the road?
Why was the goldfish suspected of murder?
Why did the goat become a lawyer?
What are the strongest days of the week?
What did the calf play in the school band?
What did the calculator tell his valentine?
Why are babies so good at basketball?
Where do dogs go to make new friends?
Which letter is the sleepiest in the alphabet?
Why was the pirate late for work?
What do you call a rabbit with fleas?
How do scientists freshen their breath?