What did the calculator tell his valentine?
You can count on me.
Why was the bowling ball anxious?
What's the most common blood type for insects?
Who was the greatest financier in the Bible?
What happens to a dog that keeps eating bits off of the table?
Why did the Yorkie make a bad watchdog?
What do you call a bird that's afraid to fly?
Why are books always so angry?
Why did the man give up being a taxi driver?
What do basketball players and lawyers have in common?
What's a princess's favorite fast-food restaurant?
What's the most athletic footwear?
Which fish is the best at making glass art?
Why was the goldfish suspected of murder?
What is a plant's favorite college course?
Why is Gaston™️ the most peaceful Disney® villain?
How do you add one to ten to get nine?
What do you call a pig who swims in the pool for too long during summer?
What is a computer's favorite fall beverage?
Why did the elk have great hair?
Why did the botanist go to Harvard?