Why did the man get tacos every hour?
What's faster, the heat or the cold?
Why did the tennis player win her trial?
That bird won't stop squawking.
Why should you be careful playing against a team of big cats?
Who is the most forgiving celebrity?
Why did the tortilla chip start dancing?
Why are skunks always so depressed?
What do you call someone with a dictionary in their pocket?
What kind of snake would you find on a car?
Why are cheerleaders so festive in December?
Why do lawyers always go to Japanese restaurants?
Why did the twins join the Air Force?
What type of fishing are dogs best at?
Why do we never tell jokes about pizza?
Who did the monster take to the Halloween dance?
Did you hear about George Clooney's new animated series?
Why don't they have dime stores anymore?
Why is it hard to talk to a shy cow?
What day is your mom always right?