What do you call someone with a dictionary in their pocket?
A smarty pants.
What game does chlorine never lose?
What do geometry teachers eat for dinner?
What happens to a dog that keeps eating bits off of the table?
What is the best holiday breakfast food?
What did the shower say to the toilet?
Why was the golfer also good at Formula 1®?
What did the baby bull grow up to be?
Why are baseball players so good at math?
Why did the unemployed person get excited while reading the Bible?
Where does the Little Mermaid™️ dream to go on vacation?
Why do pencils make terrible doctors?
What do you call bears with no ears?
What day do hands always go to church?
What's a gastrologist's favorite punctuation mark?
Why were the animal shelters at full capacity in the spring?
Which fast food chain can run the fastest?
Why did the chicken cross the playground?
What kind of key opens a haunted house?
What do you call a bunch of grandmasters of chess bragging about their games in a hotel lobby?
Why do vampires always look sick?