Why is April the cleanest month of all?
Spring cleaning!
Where do clowns go on vacation?
What is a math teacher's favorite sum?
Did you ever hear the joke about a boomerang?
Why did the baby wrap itself in paper strips and move to Egypt?
Why do kittens know so much about church?
What says: oom oom oom?
How do you make a walnut laugh?
What do you call a Russian flea?
Why did Justin Turner sign up for the marathon near where he grew up?
What's good for both poker and theater?
Why don't shepherds know how many sheep they have?
Why are elephants wiser than chickens?
What country's capital is growing the fastest?
What flies around the kindergarten room at night?
Why did the little boy dress up as a frog for Halloween?
What class do kids love to pass gas in?
What kind of shoes do you make with banana skins?
How do you spell water with 3 letters?
What do you call the study of strong women in history?
Why are baseball players so good at math?