Why were the animal shelters at full capacity in the spring?
What instrument does a baseball player play in a band?
Why does Santa Claus go down the chimney on Christmas Eve?
What do jokesters study in college?
Why can't you trust a pig?
Why do rodents make the best runners?
Why was the spider so smart?
Who do vampire children take pictures with on Easter?
What's the hardest holiday to forget?
What's a pitcher's favorite vitamin?
What is the best thing to say to inspire a bird?
What did Santa bring the naughty soccer player?
What do they say when a basketball player loses his mind?
What did the tomato say to the ear of corn?
What do you call the Easter Bunny the Monday after Easter?
Did you hear about the pope's wardrobe issue?
Why was the moose able to move the bus on his own?
What shape is bad at driving?
What do you call a famous turtle?
Why did the skeleton attend the backyard barbecue?