Why do rodents make the best runners?
Because life's a rat race.
What did the slug say as he slipped down the wall?
Where do airplanes go shopping?
What did one dandelion say to the other dandelion?
Who do puppies wait for on Christmas Eve?
What is the most attractive fruit?
How long will dinner be?
What's a pumpkin's favorite game?
Which type of traveler is the calmest?
Why did the computer run out of money?
Why did the goal post get angry?
How does the moon cut her hair?
How did Noah see the animals in the Ark at night?
Why are dentist's kids so well-mannered?
What animal knows kung fu?
What does a bicyclist ride during the winter?
What's the loudest sport?
What game do bats excel at?
What is the best dance to do on Thanksgiving?
Why are Olympians so picky about their vehicles?
What fish only swims at night?