What do a sword and a piano have in common?
Why did the nurse always choose the red crayon?
What shape is bad at driving?
What did one pickle say to the other when it didn't get its way?
Why did the patient think his doctor was lying about his diagnosis?
How do you organize a space party?
Why did electricity win the race?
How do you arrest a pig?
What type of vehicle should you use for a fall hayride?
Why do brass bands always bring a cornucopia to Thanksgiving?
What did the adding machine say to the cashier?
What siblings are always sad?
What do you call a military member who loves to cook?
Why did the tadpole feel lonely?
Where do hikers go for a drink after a long day out in the mountains?
Where do ghosts go on vacation?
Who is a fruit's favorite celebrity?
What did they call Dracula when he won the league?
Who is the nicest celebrity around?
What kind of dog wears a uniform and medals?