Why did the patient think his doctor was lying about his diagnosis?
Because he kept pulling his leg.
Why is whiskey not as popular anymore?
What's a werewolf's favorite beer?
Why are pilots always in a good mood?
What do you call a 100-year-old ant?
What's the most popular sport on the Fourth of July?
I used to be addicted to not showering.
What is a sheep's favorite ice cream flavor?
How much did the pirate pay for corn at the farmer's market?
What do you call it when a cow and a chicken are angry at each other?
Why was the bunny upset?
What do you call a nearsighted cowboy?
Why don't wolves like fast food?
Why is your lawyer such a smart guy?
Why did the student get upset when their teacher called them average?
What do you call Winnie the Pooh™ on Halloween?
Where do monkeys take their kids to play?
Why is the number 5 good at keeping secrets?
What loaf of bread has a bad attitude?
What did the woman say when Barbie™ picked up her kids from school?
What's a pastor's favorite city?