What did baby Godzilla call his mother?
Why are lawyers so fast at writing?
What do math teachers eat?
What's another name for a grandfather clock?
How did the volcano confess its feelings to the other volcano?
What did the baby bull grow up to be?
What is the solar system's favorite candy?
What did the rock say when someone called it a flower?
What do lions eat on their cheat day?
What did the kitten say when it lost its favorite toy?
Where do fishermen get their hair cut?
What do trees keep as a pet?
What's every parent's favorite Christmas carol?
Why was the computer cold at work?
Which animal is accused of lying all the time?
What was Forrest Gump's email password?
Why couldn't the pony speak at the convention?
Why do all ocean animals get along with mollusks?
Did you hear about the pope's wardrobe issue?
What did the Parisian say after cutting his grass?