What did the Parisian say after cutting his grass?
Time to baguette.
I asked my dad what his favorite Father's Day gift was.
What is a golfer's favorite bird?
What farm animal is best at karate?
Why should you be worried about the calendar?
What do you get if you cross a sheepdog with a rose?
What do you call a gathering of single hikers?
What type of animal does well in the cold?
What job did the corn on the cob get?
What animals have the highest divorce rates?
What monster likes to play April Fool's jokes?
What do you call a pig who swims in the pool for too long during summer?
What style of music weighs the most?
What does an escalator say when it stops working?
How did the little Scottish dog feel when he saw a monster?
Where do shellfish go to borrow money?
Why shouldn't you buy anything with velcro?
What's a landscaper's favorite type of music?
What happened when Aladdin™️ missed his flight?
How are you liking that anti-gravity book?
What did the two corncobs say to each other on January 1st?