What do you get if you cross a sheepdog with a rose?
A collie-flower.
What did one oar say to another on Valentine's Day?
How do you know a lawyer is lying?
What is Yoda's® favorite movie?
What did the judge say when a skunk walked into the courtroom?
How do elephants talk to each other from long distances?
What do you say if you meet a toad?
What type of shoes in a ninja's favorite?
Why do churches struggle with counting money?
What vegetables do librarians like?
What did the pumpkin say after Thanksgiving?
Why was the bee sad?
What's the best way to keep milk from turning sour?
What did the sun use for its sewing class?
How many ants are needed to fill an apartment?
Which family member has tusks?
Why did the baker's donuts fly off the shelf?
What do you call a magical reptile?
Why did the computer break up with its mouse on Valentine's Day?
Why do spiders always know the answer to everything?
Why are locksmiths allowed to remain open on Labor Day?