What do frogs drink in the winter?
What kind of motor vehicle is in the Bible?
Why are English teachers so smart?
What vegetables do librarians like?
What did the miner bring to the Labor Day BBQ?
What is Homer Simpson's favorite ice cream?
Why is the piano so hard to open?
Why does the Easter Bunny have such a nice complexion?
Why don't shepherds know how many sheep they have?
Why was the fish so smart?
Why do cows wear bells?
What's a sheep's preferred type of clothing?
Why did the cats ask for a drum set?
Knock knock. Who's there? Nobel. Nobel who?
Which celebrity is the biggest fan of hats?
Why did the granddaughter think she lived in heaven?
What did the worm say to the other when he was home late?
Where do bees go to the bathroom?
What is a pony's favorite condiment?
What do snowmen eat for lunch?