What vegetables do librarians like?
Quiet peas.
How do cats make a birthday cake?
Why don't ants get sick?
Do you want to hear a Star Wars® joke?
What did the dentist call the x-ray he took of your mouth?
Where can you have a Fry-day every day?
What did the family of cattle rent to drive across the country?
When fish play football, who is the captain?
Why did the hippie's microwave stop working?
How do horses stay in such great shape?
Why is winter considered holy?
What do snowmen eat for breakfast?
It's Crowded!
Why did the mirror cross the road?
What did the mare say when her foal broke her favorite vase?
What do you call someone who tells dad jokes, but doesn't have any kids?
What do librarians use as bait when they go fishing?
What do you call a nutty dog in Australia?
What's a tuna's favorite game?
What kind of tights are impossible to wear?
Why did the inventor install solar panels all over his house?