What do you call a Ford Fiesta that ran out of gas?
Why did the mountain cry all the time?
What was Jackie Kennedy's response to everything?
Which vehicle did the best on its SATs?
Why shouldn't you watch TV with a pig?
What is the loneliest cheese?
Why did the skeleton attend the backyard barbecue?
What do you call a crate of ducks?
What did the Parisian say after cutting his grass?
What do you have in December that you don't have in any other month?
It's allergy season again?
What do you call a cheap dog accessory?
Which cartoon character loves the outdoors?
What do you call a fish without an eye?
Why couldn't the zombie get a promotion?
What do cats say after a sarcastic remark?
What did the Gingerbread Man put on his bed?
Why did the tree cry at the end of the romantic comedy?
What do a tick and the Louvre have in common?
How do locomotives know where to go?