What did the horse say when it collapsed?
Why are cowboys always religious?
What's black and white and red all over?
Did you hear that one of Santa's reindeer now works for Proctor & Gamble?
What's a snake's strongest subject in school?
What's a doctor's favorite Olympic® sport?
What animal dresses the most fashionably?
What do you get when you cross a teacher and a vampire?
What is the difference between baseball and law?
What do you call it when a dog is playing dead?
What kind of car do eggs drive?
Why don't elephants like playing cards in the jungle?
What do you call someone with a dictionary in their pocket?
What is Homer Simpson's favorite animal?
What do you get if you cross a tiger with a snowman?
What do basketball players and lawyers have in common?
Why did the tennis player win her trial?
What do you call an emergency in the spring?
What's another term for a sleeping bag?
Where did the 8-year-old tree go to learn?