What do you have in December that you don't have in any other month?
Why did the wasp feel self-conscious about his workload?
Why did the man name his canines Rolex and Timex?
What money do cats use to go shopping?
What is the best thing to say to inspire a bird?
We tried to teach our cows how to be actors.
What do you call it when the maternity ward is low-staffed?
What's a candy bar's favorite Christmas carol?
What do geometry teachers eat for dinner?
Why did Tigger™ stick his head in the toilet?
What did the mare say when her foal broke her favorite vase?
What do you call a penguin in the desert?
Where do mice leave their boats?
What was the first animal in space?
Why was the spider so smart?
Which dog loves to rob banks?
What do you call a cow that just gave birth?
What style of music weighs the most?
Why did the cats ask for a drum set?
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