Why are English teachers so smart?
What do you get if you cross the Lone Ranger with an insect?
How is a teacher's summer vacation similar to someone closing their eyes?
Why do superstitious people only use doorbells?
What's black and white and goes around and around?
Why can you never find the number nine?
Why did the cat not understand sarcasm?
What do you call a cat who loves Christmas?
Why does Santa Claus go down the chimney on Christmas Eve?
What should you put in your coffee on St. Patrick's Day?
Why did the leprechaun walk out of the house?
Why couldn't the senior feline see anymore?
Which president loved to take baths?
What do you get if you cross a computer and a Rottweiler?
What did the whale say to the dolphin when he pushed him?
What do you call a Russian flea?
What did the slug say as he slipped down the wall?
What's the richest basketball team?
What snacks always have the best tan?
Where can a therapist always find a new client?