Why was the air compressor dripping with sweat?
What do you call a tired tree?
Why did the frog have a long face?
What flowers rarely depreciate in value?
What job did the corn on the cob get?
What do a tick and the Louvre have in common?
What did the antelope husband call his wife?
What do you call a fly that enters a beehive?
What did the portable fan say to the ceiling fan?
Where do people who pass gas in church sit?
Which celebrity is a cheese expert?
Why did the cat sleep with a fan on?
What do you call a cow who loves to work out?
What is a construction worker's favorite card game?
What did the slug say as he slipped down the wall?
What is a golfer's worst nightmare?
Why did the dog get kicked out of the cemetery?
Why did Mickey Mouse™ become an astronaut?
Where do birds go to drink?
Which baseball player do fish root for?