Did you hear about that anti-social fish?
Why are monkeys lousy workers?
What did the light bulb say to the lamp on Valentine's Day?
How do you measure a millennial?
What's the difference between grandma's cooking and an all-you-can-eat restaurant?
What kind of key opens a haunted house?
Why are turtles so shy?
What did the kitten say when it lost its favorite toy?
What do math teachers eat?
Why did the bird always get approached by suitors?
How do you cut the ocean in two?
Why do grizzlies make good baseball players?
What's a puppy's favorite winter activity?
What's faster, the heat or the cold?
Why did the woman walk outside with her purse open?
What is a bird's favorite ballet?
Why was the soccer player so good at keeping her house clean?
What's the world's weakest animal?
What types of dogs do fortune tellers always choose?
Which animal dresses like a lumberjack?