What does Father Christmas suffer from if he gets stuck in a chimney?
What did the goat, cow, duck, and pig all call each other?
What do you call a knight who hates fighting?
It's allergy season again?
What do you call a dog that's blasting out music at the bottom of the ocean?
What do you call George Washington's false teeth?
How do you fix a broken jack-o-lantern?
Where do math enthusiasts go on vacation?
Why did the chicken walk across the street?
Why was the turtle so nervous at parties?
Why did the sheriff lock up his valentine?
What is a squirrel's favorite way to watch TV?
What did the sickly elevator say?
We tried to teach our cows how to be actors.
What kind of chocolate do they sell at the airport?
Why was the mean not looking forward to the end of the school year?
Why do dogs make great meteorologists?
What's a feline's favorite class in school?
Which famous singer loves to play with Barbie™ dolls?
What do you call a snowman's dog?