What did one gambler say to another on their anniversary?
What did summer say to spring?
What did the momma sea otter say to her ornery children?
Why did the science teacher jump in the pool during summer vacation?
Why was the science experiment always changing its mind?
Why was the spring storm in a great mood?
What does the librarian say when she has to leave?
Why are goats so funny?
What's a candy bar's favorite Christmas carol?
Why are math teachers such big online shoppers?
Why is there so much gossip in a beehive?
How do you measure a millennial?
What dance was the most popular in 1776?
Why are verbs more high-strung than nouns?
What happened to the shark who swallowed a bunch of keys?
Why did the chicken come home penniless from Vegas?
How many letters are there in the alphabet?
Why was the cow afraid?
Where do you take sick ponies?
How do you truly savor a hot dog?