What did one gambler say to another on their anniversary?
I won the lottery when I met you!
Why do potted plants shower so much in April?
Why is the lion so happy with his sons?
What did they call Superman after he totaled his car?
What did Dad say when he was asked to say grace?
What is a cat's favorite math problem?
What bird's favorite meal is chicken and vegetables?
Where does water do all its banking?
What holiday does Mike Tyson celebrate in December?
What was Cleopatra's favorite day of the year?
What do teachers do during summer break?
What's the friendliest national park?
Where do writing utensils go on vacation?
What is the name of the story that combines science and Christianity?
Why didn't the two worms get on Noah's Ark in an apple?
What do cats eat for breakfast?
How do you massage a chicken wing?
What did the dad tell his son when he had a bad dream on Christmas Eve?
What's the main rule in zebra baseball?
What stone does a skier want in her engagement ring?
What do British people and golfers have in common?