Which position in soccer always plans for the future?
What did the dentist say to the tooth when he had to leave the room?
Why are hairdressers great at basketball?
Can February March?
What's it called when a basketball team loses in the NCAA division 1 tournament?
What do you call the king of vegetables?
What's a candy bar's favorite Christmas carol?
Why do hogs play so much football?
Why do repairmen make great therapists?
What did the coach say to the broken vending machine?
What kind of dog has the worst allergies?
What car has four-wheel drive and flies?
Why do mice need oiling?
Why shouldn't you iron a four-leaf clover?
What do insects make all their clothes out of?
What's a frisbee's favorite type of music?
Where do bees go to the bathroom?
What do dogs drink when they're sick?
Why doesn't sleet have any friends?
What did the hostess name her daughter?