What did the dentist say to the tooth when he had to leave the room?
I'll fill you in when I get back.
What goes by slower than a plot-less movie?
What did the teacher say when the horse walked into the class?
Why are skeletons always hungry?
Why do scorpions feel hopeful about fall?
How long will dinner be?
Who isn't hungry on Thanksgiving?
What game did the cat like to play with the mouse?
What kind of things does a farmer talk about when he is milking cows?
What ocean creature can you never see coming?
What is a math teacher's favorite dessert?
Why do trees hate going to school?
Did Eve have a date with Adam?
Why was the musician arrested?
What's a fork's favorite holiday?
What's a tuna's favorite game?
I stayed up all night to see where the sun went.
Why do honey bee children always follow instructions?
Did you take the patient's temperature?
What does the librarian say when she has to leave?
Why did the judge send the turtle to jail?