Why do bagpipe players walk when they play?
Why couldn't the tiger run any faster in the race?
Why are trees so good at interior design?
How did one orca ask the other to be his valentine?
On Thanksgiving, what does Dad have in common with a baseball player?
Which tree can't stop crying?
Why do churches struggle with counting money?
What kind of pole is short and floppy?
What did one pickle say to the other when it didn't get its way?
Why is it impossible to have a conversation with a crustacean?
What part of a fish is the most musical?
What did the mouse want for its birthday?
What do you call a fly that enters a beehive?
Why did the cat run away from the tree?
What did the baker say about the bread it made on Easter?
What kind of flowers should you not give on Valentine's Day?
Why are Olympians so picky about their vehicles?
What's a doll's favorite car?
A book just fell on my head.
What do ghosts turn on in summer?